iMessage exchange with Acik Perasan Tak Hengat…
Wot’s rich is that she thinks she was actually IN. THE. RUNNING. to be JLY’s squeeze.
And the casual way she says:
“.. but you know with each man, there’s that one woman friend of his that just rubs you the wrong way..”
Like SHE’S the girlfriend and she has to contend with JLY’s female friends who “rub her the wrong way”. Tak cukup space in my tengkorak to roll my eyes at this woman… OMG!! 🤦🏻♀️
The wrinkly cryptkeeper 😅
If I had stumpy, fat, wrinkly as The Cryptkeeper hands like this I would NEVER post a pic on Instagram for all and sundry to see.
Sedorlah diri sket. You ain’t all that and a side of tempoyak like you think you are. Tempoyak dah tengik, maybelah. 🙄🙄🙄
Habis lawa dah ni lah kan?
Some of my friends saw these pics of #psychobiatch #perasannakmampos and said that she looks like a pengkid (dyke). They have a point, whither femininity?
Dahlah perasan she is gorgeous enough to bother without make-up? Typical Melayu bibir tebal look ko nak perasan ko lawa? Tak cukup space dalam tengkorak aku ni to roll my eyes back mendengar statement ko, tahu tak? (Yes, she did say that to me in an iMessage exchange… “Akak tau la akak lawa” 😤 Pass the baldi, please!)
Eh… Cermin kat IKEA bukannya mahal lah…. Acu2 lah pergi beli barang ser dua… 🙄
So you and your many chins think I am only worth of your sepah? (In the first place bila masa dan bila mana ko ever date Arjun Rampal? 🙄 In your MIND, just like you are in a “relationship” with John Lloyd Young now? LMAO)
Well… at least I have a REAL husband who professes to love me, who takes care of me and keeps me warm at night.
What do YOU have? An IMAGINARY relationship with a Tony Award-winning Broadway star? Ko mungkin takde cermin kat rumah ko tapi rasanya mamat tu belum buta lagi…
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
It’s utterly TRAGIC.
You’re already 46 but still living with your head in the clouds, in your fanciful dreams that have no chance of ever becoming reality.