Ko ni kuat berangan kan… 🙄
Lunch pack branding worldwide apakejads dengan lauk sendu. Fishball in some (Mela)Yu-fied goopy, runny chilly sauce and timun dah ganyut and some thin omelette strips kau kata level antarabangsa??!!
This git needs help. I actually have a lot of pity for him. Sibuk dengan “See my levellll”, kalo compare dengan dregs of humanity, memanglah ko nampak berjenih… but plisssss… sedorlah diri sikit!
Watching an episode of M T V ‘s C a t f i s h and this particular episode of a 40-y/o woman who “fell in love” with a so-called 27-y/o guy. (In this episode it turned out that the ‘guy’ was not a guy at all but an obese 31-y/o woman using the pic of a 17-y/o high school senior 🙄)
What baffles me is how women in their 40s think that a relationship with a male in their 20s could possibly work. I was in my mid-30s and guys in their late 20s expressed interest in me but I never let it go further because… OMG… I just couldn’t find common ground and their (obvious) immaturity annoyed me no end.
Men in their 40s are still children what more men in their 20s?! I am happy for a friend who married a 28-y/o when she was 40… but I am thinking that her case is more of an exception rather than the norm, though. (Well, she seems to be happy… but entahlah pulak, kan?)
I know someone who was nearly 50 who fell in love with a 29-y/o. I don’t know why she didn’t expect for it to not work out given the huuuuuge gap in age. At any rate, what was she doing being a kertu coquette and even consider ‘dating’ men of that age anyhoos? Even though it’s just for the sex… I don’t know. Maybe I am judging based on my own values and principles… so admittedly, I am not exactly being fair.
Then again, this is a woman who NEVER discusses her age openly even with her (so-called) closest friends. She does come across as someone way younger in her posts and the way she is online, whilst never admitting to be of a younger age at the same time she never really indicates exactly how old she really is. I think she purposely keeps it vague, as a way to keep her options open when it comes to guys, I suppose.
Maybe she believes her own ‘hype’, that she is really younger than she is and that is why she probably thinks that relationships with these absolutely younger men would even work.
The realist in me snorts and splutters in cynical disbelief. 🙄
Behold… today’s insanity.
She’s implying that Allahyarham K h a i r u l A z n a m, a boy we both knew when we were still schoolgirls, is “the one who got away” for her.
Let me set, her revisionist history straight.. since this a place that honours facts and the truth and all… 😅
Allahyarham was a very popular boy in VI ~ handsome, personable, fun to be with. At the time even (the then not-yet-famous) S o f e a J a n e H i s h a m was ga-ga over him. We had all bonded at a B T N course. Acik Perasan developed a crush on him and started calling him non-stop after that. Allahyarham was kind enough to entertain her, to humour her… He confided in here about all his relationships, his crushes, his feelings for other girls… but in Acik Perasan’s mind, they had something special. Sadly, Allahyarham passed away in his sleep, a few days after Aidilfitri 1997. It was said that he had suffered a high fever (believed to be meningitis?) a couple of days before that. He was a good egg, and you know wot they say about the good dying young.. 😭
Even after all these years, because of the lack of sparkle in her life (I presume!) she loves to create melodrama around the anniversary of his passing. The way she speaks of him is as though they had something going. That she was special to him in a “more than friends” way. He certainly was special to her, in her mind he was her ‘boyfriend’. At the time of his passing, he was interested in someone else… I know the name of the girl, who is now married (of course) with children. He confided all this in Acik Perasan Tak Hengat (henceforth to be known as APTH)… but noooooooOOOoOOOO… in her mind, Allahyarham A z n a m had feelings for her.
He prolly would turn in his grave if he knew how she is going on about him to all and sundry now ~ implying that they had something “going on” of a romantic nature back then.
May you rest in peace and be placed with those whom He favours, mon ami.
إن لله وإن إليه راجعون
اللهم اغفرله وارحمه وعافه واعف عنه
iMessage exchange with Acik Perasan Tak Hengat…
Wot’s rich is that she thinks she was actually IN. THE. RUNNING. to be JLY’s squeeze.
And the casual way she says:
“.. but you know with each man, there’s that one woman friend of his that just rubs you the wrong way..”
Like SHE’S the girlfriend and she has to contend with JLY’s female friends who “rub her the wrong way”. Tak cukup space in my tengkorak to roll my eyes at this woman… OMG!! 🤦🏻♀️
“Aku tahu aku ni lawa” katakawwwww…. 🙊🙊🙊
Even with the foundation on your face upon which even the Burj Khalifa can be built, you ain’t all dat, honey. You think that cat’s eye liner makes you “lawa”?
You can’t fix pecah, darl.
The wrinkly cryptkeeper 😅
If I had stumpy, fat, wrinkly as The Cryptkeeper hands like this I would NEVER post a pic on Instagram for all and sundry to see.
Sedorlah diri sket. You ain’t all that and a side of tempoyak like you think you are. Tempoyak dah tengik, maybelah. 🙄🙄🙄
Habis lawa dah ni lah kan?
Some of my friends saw these pics of #psychobiatch #perasannakmampos and said that she looks like a pengkid (dyke). They have a point, whither femininity?
Dahlah perasan she is gorgeous enough to bother without make-up? Typical Melayu bibir tebal look ko nak perasan ko lawa? Tak cukup space dalam tengkorak aku ni to roll my eyes back mendengar statement ko, tahu tak? (Yes, she did say that to me in an iMessage exchange… “Akak tau la akak lawa” 😤 Pass the baldi, please!)
Eh… Cermin kat IKEA bukannya mahal lah…. Acu2 lah pergi beli barang ser dua… 🙄