Philandering Pundek

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Another fat cunt who doesn’t know what he’s on about. This particular fat cunt is an opinionated know-it-all, kote kecik prat. He was famous on TJ at one time for reasons I am going to disclose in a mo.  What a shame that such a cunt can come from parents who are so lovely. This Gumux Git has absolutely no class nor grace and is crass as all get out.  Perhaps it’s HIM who needs to be shot with silver bullets so the philandering phundeque likes of him don’t breed 😡

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This is the Fat Cunt with his wife. These two were the talk of TJ once, and it wasn’t anyone’s fault but the wife’s. Upon finding out that her ugly, fat git of a husband was having an affair with a skank of the first water, instead of just keeping it between herself and the Fat Cunt… she. took. it. to. Twitter.

HEL-LO!

TJ and all it’s denizens were ‘treated’ to all the lurid details of his affair, complete with screen caps of the Facetime chats he had with the pimply skank *facepalm* (she had sneakily checked his iPad without his knowledge). What was worse Mrs Fat Cunt asked all her friends on Twitter to shame and verbally abuse the Fat Cunt on Twitter… ‘back up’ was what she wanted for her rage and grief at being cheated upon at the time.  I know her close friends on TJ and they, being loyal friends, did what she asked her to do. They named and shamed him and started to rail into him with their tweets.

As it turns out, these two eventually patched up. However because she had asked her friends to vilify and shame her husband during their fight, the Fat Cunt turned against all these friends and dug up dirt on all of them and shamed them back instead, on TJ. It got really bad for one of them especially… and I felt sorry for that friend of hers. However this Acik Lipstik Bersepah DIDN’T. STAND. BY. HER. FRIENDS. AT. ALL… she didn’t defend them nor did she do anything to stop her husband from bringing her friends down and shaming them.

I didn’t think that it was on at all… for her to do that. Ko yang suruh kengkawan ko bukak pekung Si Kote Kecik pastu bila Si Kote Kecik buat balik kat kengkawan ko… ko biarkan aje? Apa jenih punya kawan ko ni?!  At the very least stand up for them and stop your husband from making things worse… coz it all came from YOU in the first place. Takdak principle punya orang! Ptuih.

I guess it’s true what they say… “birds of a feather flock together”. The Fat Cunt is without principle so I guess they do belong together.

Nota Bontot:  I purposely blacked out the Fat Cunt’s and his missus’ IDs. I expose their faces… so who already knows, knows.  Those who don’t will just have to be intrepid enough to Google or ask. 😉😎

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Skank Slank

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jangan buat gila. Coco “soo much of mix” and cakap pakai slanK, hoccay?

Slank Gua Niah (ada tweep kata lovang idung dia macam Gua Niah, ada hati nak ngaku “soooo much of mix!” LMAO) with a tinge of Ulu Bongek merangkap council estate Dagenham East. 😂😂😂

P/S: If I can upload the vid, I will update this post 😅

Antara Pundek dan Kaymark

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Rupa dah gaya MAKCIK JLY ko boleh perasan nak END UP with him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She met him over a period of 3 days when she went to watch his show in LA. Yesterday she told me that it was her “mensiversary”. I asked apakepundek is a “mensiversary” (inwardly groaning whilst at it). Apparently yesterday marked one whole month since she met him. “Kisah cinta” 3 malam la sangaaaat….

Mokcik Perasan:  Our story is very much like ‘Antara Anyir Dan Jakarta’.

Me: Errm.. the song goes:

Antara Anyir dan Jakarta

KITA jatuh cinta

You fell in love.. he did NOT. You are his fan-friend. That’s it.

Mokcik Perasan: Don’t care lah. To me the hurt is still the same.

Well… you brought this situation upon yourself. I did tell you to manage your expectations. In which frakkin’ UNIVERSE will you end up with him? Ko tu bukan 14 anymore, 46 in a matter of days, OK? 🙄

I seriously question the validity of a political party that would employ someone who is so out of touch with reality. Yes, Parti Bunga, I’m looking at all y’all.

Muffdiver Ke?

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Habis lawa dah ni lah kan?

Some of my friends saw these pics of #psychobiatch #perasannakmampos and said that she looks like a pengkid (dyke). They have a point, whither femininity?

Dahlah perasan she is gorgeous enough to bother without make-up? Typical Melayu bibir tebal look ko nak perasan ko lawa? Tak cukup space dalam tengkorak aku ni to roll my eyes back mendengar statement ko, tahu tak? (Yes, she did say that to me in an iMessage exchange… “Akak tau la akak lawa” 😤 Pass the baldi, please!)

Eh… Cermin kat IKEA bukannya mahal lah…. Acu2 lah pergi beli barang ser dua… 🙄